A Schitty Valentine’s Collab

PR Sample – A Schitty Valentine’s Collab

Happy Valentine’s Day, Friends!

Today I have a fantastic Valentine post for y’all. Jen & Berries, Red Eyed Lacquer, and Swamp Gloss have teamed up to create a very Schitty Valentine’s Collab. Three exclusive polishes and three other items inspired by Schitt’s Creek.

Schitt’s Creek is a sitcom that follows the Rose family’s fall from wealth and how they navigate poverty in a small town called Schitt’s Creek. If you’ve seen it, yey David! If you haven’t, add it to your watch list right now. It’s amazing! Either way, the polishes and other items from this collab are perfect for an already or soon to be fan.

A Schitty Valentine’s Collab
Jen & Berries – I’m Sorry I’m Not a Condom Polish and Moira inspired Sticker
Red Eyed Lacquer – Fold In The Cheese Polish and Do You Think A Smoothing Might Help? Cuticle Oil
Swamp Gloss – Dangersome Polish and Fruit Wine Lip Balm

All the items above will be available in Red Eyed Lacquers Shop for $39 with free shipping. Use code OHSCHITT for free shipping with this collab. Preorder starts February 14th at 11 am EST through February 24th at 11:55 pm EST.

Jen & Berries Schitty Valentine

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Jen & Berries Polish – I’m Sorry I’m Not A Condom

I’m Sorry I’m Not A Condom is a pale neutral pink crelly with subtle holographic gold glitters and pink to gold shifting shimmer.

If you’ve ever wanted a nail polish inspired by a condom here is your chance! There’s nothing crude about it. Simply just another great quote from David Rose.

I’m Sorry I’m No A Condom is a perfect pale neutral pink. Jen & Berries used the perfect amount of gold glitter and pink to gold shimmer to glam up this condom.

I’m sorry I’m not a condom.

– David Rose

Jen & Berries Moira Inspired sticker

Moira inspired sticker

For any fan of wine or anyone often finding themselves calling for just one more glass. Even when it doesn’t taste amazing.

This wine is awful. Get me another glass

– Moira Rose

Red Eyed Lacquer Schitty Valentine

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Red Eyed Lacquer Fold In The Cheese

Fold In The Cheese is a bright sky blue crelly with green/gold shifting shimmer and pink/gold/orange shifting flakies

One of the most iconic scenes in the show, at least for me, is Fold In The Cheese. I won’t be giving any spoilers because honestly one just needs to see it. Folding in the cheese shouldn’t be that complicated, but when you think about it it kind of is.

Red Eyed Lacquer made things uncomplicated with a gorgeous sky blue crelly. A dash of shimmer and another of flakies. This fun and lighthearted polish may give confidence to try cooking again. However, if being in the kitchen becomes stressful leave and immediately paint your nails instead.

Fold in the cheese.

– Moira Rose

Red Eyed Lacquer Cuticle Oil – Do You Think A Smoothie Would Help

Do You Think A Smoothie Might Help? – A custom blend of fruits for the smoothie taste you can smell

It really smells like a smoothie! But please don’t consume. Instead, apply to cuticles to soften and nourish. Sinks in quick and leaves fingers and hands smelling like a delicious and nutritious treat.

Do you think a smoothie might help?

– Twyla Sands

Swamp Gloss Schitty Valentine

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Swamp Gloss Polish – Dangersome

Dangersome is a purple/black/red multichrome packed with holographic pigment and holo flakes

Dangersome is simply another word for dangerous. Is Dangersome a real word? It sure is not. Moira Rose is a spectacular woman with her own glamourous vocabulary.

Dangersome the polish is very real. Filled to the brim with holo, this purple to black to red multichrome is dangerously beautiful. Any wearer of Dangersome may become the bombilate (buzz) of the community.

That sounds dangersome.

– Moira Rose

Swamp Gloss Lip Balm – Fruit Wine

Fruit Wines is a berry, cherry explosion with fizzy pop on top lip balm

Yum in a tube! Swamp Gloss’s Fruit Wines lip balm is both berry cherry and fizzy poppy. I’d love to one day share a bottle of fruit wine with Moira herself, but until then this is a perfect substitute.

Don’t Miss A Schitty Valentine’s Collab

A Schitty Valentine’s Collab
Jen & Berries – I’m Sorry I’m Not a Condom Polish and Moira inspired Sticker
Red Eyed Lacquer – Fold In The Cheese Polish and Do You Think A Smoothing Might Help? Cuticle Oil
Swamp Gloss – Dangersome Polish and Fruit Wine Lip Balm

All the items above will be available in Red Eyed Lacquers Shop for $39 with free shipping. Use code OHSCHITT for free shipping with this collab. Preorder starts February 14th at 11 am EST through February 24th at 11:55 pm EST.

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